Anecdotes

One day Kirk Douglas was driving his car toward Palm Springs, California, and he found a sailor who was asking for a ride. He stopped and the sailor got in the car, looked at him and said: 'Hey, do you know who you are?'
'That's a really good question' Kirk replied.


That is a question we all should ask ourselves.

Jokes

Worms

It was the first day of Biology for a group of teenagers and the professor had arranged a short demonstration for the class.

He took a worm and dropped it into a glass of water and the worm wriggled about in the water.
Then he took a second worm and dropped it into a glass of alcohol and the worm immediately died.

The professor asked the students if anyone knew what the point of the demonstration was.

A boy raised his hand and said, "You're showing us that if we drink alcohol, we won't have worms".

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Two brothers

Two brothers jointly owned a business and both were wise in worldly ways. While dying, one brother told to the other that he will have to put half of their combined wealth into the grave with the casket. The brother reluntantly agreed. In time his brother died. At the graveside ceremony the living brother wrote a check for half of their assets and paced it in the casket and says, "Here is your half".